{"id":188,"date":"2009-03-02T11:55:04","date_gmt":"2009-03-02T11:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/?p=188"},"modified":"2009-03-02T11:59:29","modified_gmt":"2009-03-02T11:59:29","slug":"when-buying-tickets-always-enunciate-clearly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/?p=188","title":{"rendered":"When Buying Tickets, Always Enunciate Clearly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess the lady at the airline ticket counter misheard me when I asked for a ticket to Amsterdam.  I thought it was odd when the clouds started to get pixelated, and this horribly familiar music started to waft out of the air.  And now here I am in, oh god&#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/me-in-hamsterdance.jpg\" alt=\"not amsterdam...\" title=\"not amsterdam...\" width=\"461\" height=\"329\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-190\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/me-in-hamsterdance.jpg 461w, http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/me-in-hamsterdance-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Hamster Dance.<\/p>\n<p>Well, the airline said they were really sorry and they&#8217;ve offered me a free ticket so I should be getting to Amsterdam soon.  Until then I just have to try and tune out that incessantly annoying music.  And the hamsters..  the hamsters&#8230; *shudder*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess the lady at the airline ticket counter misheard me when I asked for a ticket to Amsterdam. I thought it was odd when the clouds started to get pixelated, and this horribly familiar music started to waft out of the air. And now here I am in, oh god&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":195,"href":"http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions\/195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dagfooyo.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}